iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye: boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families Ha
I Can Never Finish What I Sta: My Anaconda Don't... →
lxxepicxxl: I like smart girls and I can not lie, you other brothers can’t deny- when a girl walks in & says something interesting about the human condition you get sprung. Wanna pull out your tough ‘cause you notice that brain was stuffed. Deep poetry she’s reading, got me ee cummings and I can’t stop…
sometimes i drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams
Kinda miss driving around little towns that cried old west. Wonder why those towns resonated with me.
Healthy = Happy: For the anon who asked about my... →
healthyequalshappy: I start by doing a series of crunches.. I do 30 of each kind. Then I start with the oblique exercises. I hope this helps! :) 1. Crunches with legs flat on the floor 2. Crunches with knees bent and feet on the floor 3. Crunches with legs straight in the air 4. Crunches with legs…
Two churches located across the street from each...
so im about to prep for my long walk and have my daughter have her fill of morning mickey mouse tv, while trying to avoid the necessary i downloaded the app calorie counter and i am subsequently told i need to ingest 1200 calories a day to aid in the weight loss journey. i had my breakfast of onion bagel with cream cheese and my 3 cups of coffee and im left with 820 calories for the day. i am not...
today is the day
so today is finally the day i start. i have a late start this morning, i took my sweet time to have my coffee and my bagel (i know its not diet food, shut up) but today will be the day i have me and my daughter start our improved lives. im going to potty train that kid and she will love it, and i will do nothing but exercise today and figure out what routine i should follow for the rest of my...
To be continued...
Like when I let my 6 yr old attend their school dance, with me and dad chaperoning of course, and the kids going wild and shrieking in joy when “moves like jagger” came on… Kid appropriate? I think not. Ugh, I was so born in the wrong decade. If only the golden years allowed tattoos, it’d motivate me to actually invent something that allowed time travel.
"All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in...
All of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in Kindergarten. Wisdom is not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandbox at nursery school. These are the things I learned… Share everything. Play fair. Don’t hit people. Put things back where you found them. Clean up your own mess. Don’t take things...
“For it is plain as anyone can see. We’re simply meant to be.”– the nightmare before christmas
avett brothers - love like the movies
Mushroom goat cheese ziti
Ingredients 2 tablespoons butter 4 tablespoons olive oil 3 onions, chopped 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon sugar 1 pound portobello mushrooms, stems removed, caps halved and then cut crosswise into 1/4-inch slices 3 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley 1/4 teaspoon fresh-ground black pepper 3/4 pound ziti 3 ounces soft goat cheese, such as Montrachet, crumbled 3 tablespoons grated...
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like...– Audrey Hepburn
brown sugar smokies... →
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